News Dispatch + next public meeting

Attn: Researchers and Stakeholders;

Be advised that we have entered the infinite electric conversation on “Blue Sky.” Here: evanjpeterson.bsky.social

We will no longer be affiliated with Kaiser Elon of Mars and his various schemes (those we can avoid, in any case). We will also phase out our connections with Czar Bezos of the Prime; we suggest purchasing luxuries through the 10,001 alternative avenues available. We will remain subscribed to the MetaMachine of ‘Little Boots Licker’ Zuckerberg, as we can fully exploit these channels of communication with great benefit to us and precious little to Baby Shoes Zuck.

Note also that our next meeting will occur on Saturday, March 23, 02025, from 4-6 PM at the Friday Afternoon Teahouse in Seattle. Head of Research Evan J. Peterson will read from BETTER LIVING THROUGH ALCHEMY, joined by guest speakers Tamara Kaye Sellman and Brianna Malotke. Occasional elixirs and infusions will be distributed to all guests.